Wednesday, April 04, 2012

I Married a Meat Shield

Yeppers.  When that 04-04-04 date came up, I grabbed myself the biggest meat shield on the block, and married him.

Now some girls play it tough.  They get pissy when guys open doors, call them babe or protect them when needed.

Not me.  Nope.

Even had one lady tell me that I shouldn't cook for Tim.  Yeah, me not cook for my husband.  I don't think so.  It's in my blood to cook for people, especially my husband.

Just like it's in his blood to protect me and if needed, rip someone's head off, should they ever fuck with me.

And I believe that makes this the second time I've F-bombed my own blog.  And again, I'm keeping it in.

15 comments:

  1. crap that was funny...

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  2. At least you didn't marry a meat head!

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  3. Good one Trey! Great post Whisk.

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  4. Love this post! I'm with you on having married a meat shield! Enjoy your day!

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  5. For some an insult, for others a term of endearment. Ain't love grand?

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  6. iZombie: And the comic fits, with the gaming.

    Trey: True words. You are wise.

    Zombiecowboy: Thank you for the nice comment. Wasn't sure how people would react to the post.

    Anita: Thanks bunches for stopping in and leaving a comment.

    We're nearly ready to head out for our adventure.

    Ragnardbard: I know right? Some chicks just don't want any of that stuff.

    Thanks for dropping in.

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  7. Congratulations! That's so awesome - and what a great post. Hope you guys have mighty celebrations :D

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  8. So, happy anniversary? :)

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  9. Hope you guys have a great day!

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  10. Happy anniversary! Have a great day!

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  11. Happy Anniversary Whisk! Nothing wrong with doing the "traditional" roles is you both like it. Cooking for me is also a way to show my love to friends and family.

    As for the Meat Shield, I LOVE IT!! Very funny. My honey is very protective of me despite my many years in martial arts! I can take care of myself and open my own doors, but having my husband want to do these things for me shows that he cares!

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  12. Sounds like you found the best meat shield! Happy Anniversary!

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  13. Flea: Thanks bunches.

    Tom: Happy indeed.

    Bard: Thanks. We had a nice day out. Tim won some fun money at the casino. Only part that sucked is he got another bad headache again today.

    William: Thank you :-)

    Mo D: Haven't talked to you in forever. Hope you are enjoying blogging and having a good spring.

    Stacy: I did at that.

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  14. A belated happy anniversary!

    I think this is the first time I've heard the term meat shield...

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  15. William: I never heard before I married a gamer, who is friends with a Marine. They use the term a lot when they game.

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