Friday, February 17, 2017

I Don't Give a Monkey's Bung-hole

I'm in the mood to kick some butt today. How about you? As I type, onions are cooking in the cast iron, soon to pop in mushrooms. Stuff it all in a homemade wrap, and call me a happy camper. After that, I'm gonna crank the music and prep for our 3-day weekend. Three earwigs and a tooth, if you know who I'm gonna listen to.

In other news ....


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  1. Congrats on planning to do an
    Ivy-type-marathon. Are you allowed to have stops for water and so on? (especially so-on).

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    1. Will stop to pee but no breaks. If I need a break, I can walk. Marathons are done straight through. That's the challenge.

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    2. Okay, I never thought about the need to pee on such a long run.

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    3. H.R.: Loved your idea about the Post-it. Tim was telling me about the runners that poop themselves just to make time. Ohh nooo. That cannot be fun to run in poop or pee.

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  2. Good luck on the full marathon! And jeez, a monkey's bung-hole is bad enough, but a monkey's HAIRY bung-hole? Yikes!

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  3. "onions are cooking in the cast iron, soon to pop in mushrooms" and I bet they are looking and smelling good!

    Enjoy your three day weekend, and all good things for your upcoming marathon

    Go for it Ivy!

    All the best Jan

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  4. Hmmm... If you're getting ready for a marathon, maybe you're listening to the Theme from Rocky?? :)

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  5. Good for you, HW. What a great goal! You are a determined person!

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  6. Good luck in the Marathon!

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  7. Good luck with the marathon. So you run as well as cook?

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  8. Wow, maybe doing a half marathon will do the trick and help me get rid of my stuff too!

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  9. good for you and the food sounds delish!

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  10. Looking forward to reading about your running adventures.

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  11. Do you mean literally "at home"? How does that work? I need some exercise motivation!

    Anyway, good luck and let us know how it goes!

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    1. Hi Jenny. We have a jogger's treadmill. His name is Monster.

      I love jogging. What do you enjoy?

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    2. Ohhhhh ... it's making sense now :)

      I enjoy walking, thanks for asking!

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  12. The best to you amazing woman!

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  13. Ahhh, messed up on my first comment to you. I was going to say that yours is an admirable goal and good for you. However, I will never say that "I love jogging". -Jenn

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  14. A monkey's hairy bung hole...bahahaha 😂😂😂

    Well, good for you, Wonder Woman! That is definitely something to strive for. And be proud doing.

    My guess is you were listening to Bryan Adams. Amiright?

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    1. Ding, ding, ding. Three earwigs and a tooth, for you. Bryan Adams it was.

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    2. Martha's moving and hasn't room for all three earwigs :)

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    3. BAHAHAHAHA! Jenny...oh that is funny :) Would you like one of the earwigs? I really don't have room for all three :)

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    4. You're too kind! But we already have a few too many in our garden ... maybe your bug-smashing lady could take care of them for you?

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    5. And apologies, Ivy, for hijacking your comments!

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    6. Jenny: No problems here, Jenny. It's great fun to read these comments.

      Martha: I can split them, 1.5 earwigs each but it might get messy.

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    7. Eeek...yes, it'll get messy. I'll take one earwig and leave the rest for some other folks. My mama...she taught me to share :)

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    8. Hahahaha. Great answer.

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  15. hahahahaha your answer to jennie .... I love jogging
    What do you enjoy ?
    hahahahahahahahahah mine is being able to get up in the morning.

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. I like your answer better than mine, parsnip! It probably would be more honest if I'd said the same thing!

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  16. Ivy, you come up with the catchiest titles!

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  17. You can have a number on your shirt. I recommend a post-it! LOL

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  18. Happy running, Ivy! You're always inspiring.

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  19. I am excited on your behalf! Have fun!

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  20. I am so excited for you. Go for it! You're amazing.

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  21. Wow some exciting stuff. Hope you had a great 3 day weekend!!

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    2. Sorry, your food sounds so heavenly to me, I'm having palpitations. Can't give an honest opinion until I can try one. Because of oral surgery, I haven't eaten a meal since 7/16/17, but I promise, my taste buds and I will be back.

      2/21/2017

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    3. Sorry you haven't been able to eat a proper meal. Here's to both getting healed up, and to your tastebuds coming back, soon.

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    4. I'll just have to live vicariously via your food until this thing heals.

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  23. Good for you, Ivy! I'm so happy and excited for you. You don't need no stinkin' t-shirts. You'll have the happiness in your heart. :)

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  24. Dear Ivy hope you are doing OK !! hugs!!

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